People who used to know me in my drinking days would tell everyone I had *Tourette’s syndrome in order to keep me out of fights

Grossly Inappropriate Humor

The things that make me laugh…

I don’t even think they are funny in the real world…  But, in my head?  It’s a riot. What can I say… I’m deranged.

President Barack Obama was scheduled to visit at the university where my brother-in-Law teaches mathematics, he was complaining (or something to those ends… He complains a lot… About a lot of things… Mostly about his abysmal love life) at what it hassle it was having the secret service up everyone’s a$$ in preparation for this visit .

Now as usual I had a bright idea, I told him through my wife that he should welcome our president by posting signs on all the drinking fountains with signs stating “Whites Only”… I guess he didn’t get the joke,  he hasn’t spoken to me since… Well actually he never really talked to me in the first place.

Now as I write this,  I’m thinking it would be funny to call him and invite him to a Klan meeting…

This goes on all day long in my head, I always think of the very  last thing a person should say in any given circumstances and then fight the urge to just blurt it out.

God help me if I have to fly anywhere, I’m sure the first thing out of my mouth when boarding the plane would be Allah Akbar!

Hey, It’s a Joke you Idiot!

* More About Tourette’s Syndrome